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Ninth Planet

Scientists Confirm Discovery of Ninth Planet in Our Solar System

In a historic announcement that rewrites astronomy textbooks, researchers have officially confirmed the existence of a ninth planet in our solar system - a mysterious ice giant lurking in the frozen outskirts beyond Neptune. Dubbed "Planet Nine", this world is estimated to be 5-10 times more massive than Earth and follows an extraordinarily elongated orbit that takes 10,000-20,000 years to complete a single trip around the Sun. Located an average of 20 times farther from the Sun than Neptune, its discovery comes after nearly a decade of mathematical modeling and painstaking observations of peculiar gravitational effects on Kuiper Belt objects.

The planet's existence was first theorized in 2016 by Caltech astronomers, but only now has direct observational evidence been obtained using advanced telescopes capable of detecting such a faint, distant object. Unlike Pluto (now classified as a dwarf planet), this new world meets all criteria for full planetary status, with enough mass to dominate its orbital neighborhood. Its composition likely resembles an "ice giant" like Uranus or Neptune, with a thick atmosphere surrounding a rocky core.

This discovery marks the first true solar system expansion since Neptune's identification in 1846, opening new frontiers in planetary science. Researchers are now racing to learn more about Planet Nine's formation, composition, and potential moons - while also searching for even more distant worlds that may be hiding in our solar system's uncharted territories.

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